Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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