Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Randomize
