? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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