Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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