All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Who did Billy Mays play for?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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