the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
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