my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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