Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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