After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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