...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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