He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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