Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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