I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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