So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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