Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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