I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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