I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I need water and some morals
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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