"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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