She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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