you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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