I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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