And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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