I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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