ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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