hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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