69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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