Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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