The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
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I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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