is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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