i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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