you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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