He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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