How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
