Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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