this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.