Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then