I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
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Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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