His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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