I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Randomize
