My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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