had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Someone signed my nipple.
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