just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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