Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
