can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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