Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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