1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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