No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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