I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Randomize
