i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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