If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
that's an acceptable place to lick
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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