she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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