I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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