it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I need to calm my uterus...
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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