at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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