You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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