I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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