i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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